"Creative Writing"

The answers shown for the questions are actual student exam responses.
(I think these are from a SAD test, not the SAT. 😂)

Q: Name the smaller rivers that run into the Nile.
A: The Juveniles

Q: What is the collective name for the inhabitants of the Philippine Islands
A: The Philistines

Q: Explain what is meant by the term "pastoral farming."
A: It's a farm run by reverends.

Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom

Q: When she ascended the throne, the first thing Queen Elizabeth did was…
A: Sit down

Q: What is the significance of an altar?
A: God knows!

Q: What were Jesus' closest followers known as?
A: The 12 decibels

Q: Who was Solomon?
A: He was a very popular man who had 700 wives and 300 porcupines.

Q: What is the difference between the Old Testament and the New Testament?
A: The New Testament was a better version.

Q: Name the successor of the first Roman Emperor.
A: The second Roman Emporer

— Gene Terpstra