THE GRINCH IS BACK!

You thought I'd gone away
to pester you no more?
Well, here I am again.
And boy! I'm really sore!

Whos from Whoville,
why in such a hurry?
If you don't slow down
I'll haul you before a jury.

The limit's really plain.
The signs are big and bold.
Do not exceed ten per
or I will have to scold.

And if you must reply
that ten is just too slow;
There was a time, you know
when five was the plateau.

Tomorrow, walk the path
that goes around the Grove.
Tomorrow, walk the path
That goes around the Grove.
You'll see it painted there
right where you often drove.

Where A meets Third
in faded paint, but clear,
You'll see it printed
as a limit to adhere.

Five miles an hour
you could drive back then.
Now, aren't you really glad
you're not back there again?

So keep your distance,
always wear a mask.
And ease up on the throttle;
it's not an onerous task!

— Tom Erickson (The Grinch!)