Borrowings

The following items are from James Kok, the Director of the Care and Kindness Ministry that was associated for many years with the Crystal Cathedral. His monthly newsletter always contained "Light Notes," a section of jokes and puns, often about children. — Gene Terpstra

• What do you get when you cross a rabbit with the Internet? (A hare net)

• History question: The War of 1812 was between ... ? (1811 and 1813)

• A man broke into a house and stole nothing but a watch and a hammer. Police say the suspect is out there somewhere, just killing time.

• Police were called to a day care where a 3-year old was resisting a rest.

• You're stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

• When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

• "Oops ... After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied. "But why?" Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."