Wise (?) Reflection by famous people

• I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. (Bob Hope)

• By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. (Billy Crystal)

• Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. (Winston Churchill)

• We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. (Will Rogers)

• My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then, she stops to breathe. (Jimmy Durante)

• I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (Groucho Marx)

• I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." (Eleanor Roosevelt)

• Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. (Mark Twain)

Gene Te,pstra (reflection collector)