HOPEY NEW YEARN!
Autocorrect came up with that title. I think an optimist runs that program. -Uno Hu
An I optimist stays up I till midnight to SEle -the new year i,· , A pessimist , . stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Every New Year I have the same question: "How did I get home?"
On New Year's, just remember, if your cup runneth over, you've probably reached your limit.
Wait a second ! There's another year? Do I have to do it all over again?
I love it when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a reminder of what I did all year.
I like New Years. The confetti covers up my dandruff.
To kick-start my New Year, I took an IQ test. The results were negative.
I resolved to read more, so I put captions on my TV shows
I planned to resolve to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
I can't wait till New Year's Day 2021. Then I can say hindsight really is 2020
A bonus quiz to prepare for the uncertainties of 2021
Why do birds fly south for the winter? (It's too far to walk.)
What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year's Eve? (He got 12 months!)
What happened to the Irishman who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? (He gave up thinking.)
What do you say to your friends on New Year's Day? (I haven't seen you since last year.)
What did the cat say on New Year's Eve? (Meow.)
What should you never eat on New Year's Eve? (Firecrackers.)